Not Me Monday...

Wow, I have not shared in this in a long time. so this is exciting for me.... if you want to join in the fun of venting your short comings go on over to My Charming Kids and jump into the pity pool with all of us....

Hold onto your panties people, here we go....

I AM NOT a bad mommy who skipped over not 1 but 2 children's birthdays... I mean I did stuff in person, but I totally over looked giving them a huge bloggy blowout and did not share it with all my bloggy friends... nope not me...

I AM NOT excited beyond words that school starts next Wednesday...nope, my kids being home everyday is not getting on my nerves... that would not be nice....

I DO NOT like to dip my hot, salty french fries in a cold chocolate milk shake... oh my, that would be gross....

I AM NOT feeding all my kids Chicken Rings right now... they are like chicken nuggets but they are shaped in the shape of an "O"... they are not that healthy, but they like them and they keep them quiet while I type this post....

I DID NOT feel a twinge of sadness when I watched the season finale of "Tori and Dean" last week... that would be weird....

I DID NOT forget my camera this weekend when we went digging for diamonds for Miss S's 8th birthday... remembered everything else except the darn stupid camera....

I DO NOT wish that Baby O would stinkin' take a paci... she flat out refuses and uses me instead and mommy is getting sore and tired....

I DO NOT need Weight Watchers to start back up, nope I have done SOOO well this summer, yep, no cheating here.... writing everything down and keeping track of my points....

Well, I am out of things right now and need to go fold some laundry and take a shower cause I stink.... was that too much info?......